Fencing Forks, Panicking Pencil, Armchair, Bible-Hat, and A Sincere Apology.
Here are a few of the items in my future-notebook for future-posting:
- Keanu Reeves on a Jetski
- "Zeus Juice"
- Flamingo Santa Claus Trapeze Artist
- Embroidered Sweatshirt Volcano
- Bill O'Reilly in a Blender
- The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Tap Dances on the Moon
- Joe Don Baker's Head in a Giant Clam
Note: the calculator, or Cockulator, is mounted upside-down for ease of use for the wearer (preferably sitting down) and not for some other party who might be standing or even perhaps kneeling. Absolutely not.