Four Quick Awful Ones

Fencing Forks, Panicking Pencil, Armchair, Bible-Hat, and A Sincere Apology.

February Painting Preview

Here are a few of the items in my future-notebook for future-posting:

• Keanu Reeves on a Jetski
• "Zeus Juice"
• Flamingo Santa Claus Trapeze Artist
• Embroidered Sweatshirt Volcano
• Bill O'Reilly in a Blender
• The Artist Formerly Known as Prince Tap Dances on the Moon
• Joe Don Baker's Head in a Giant Clam

Prints of Whales

Benign Tumor

Stephen Colbert Gets It

Floating Point Guard

Wrench Dressing

Calculator Underpants

Note: the calculator, or Cockulator, is mounted upside-down for ease of use for the wearer (preferably sitting down) and not for some other party who might be standing or even perhaps kneeling. Absolutely not.

Boy with Firecracker Arms

Four-eyed Man on Unicycle, or: "Progressive Foresight"

Sad Rainbow with Five O'Clock Shadow

Sophisticated iPod

Hot Dog Eating a Hot Dog

Mummy on a Trampoline

Traffic Cone in a Tuxedo