I'm proud to announce the results of the First Annual Hot Dog Eating Hot Dog Eating Contest. The competition was fierce, and the hot dogs were delicious. And now, without further ado...

Third Place
An actual dog gnawing on a stuffed hot dog. I think his name is Vincent:
South Texas



+ Kind of cute
- Not an actual hot dog

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Second Place
James Coney Island Mascot
Houston, Texas



+ "I'll be hot doggin' it--hot! hot doggin' it!"
- Super creepy
- Extended pinky
- Dumb paper hat

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First Place
Chubby Wieners Restaurant
Chicago, Il



+ CHUBBY. WIENERS.
+ CHUBBY WIENERS
+ Hilariously undersized chef's hat
- Hot dogs don't have chins

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Honorable Mention
Chicken Eating Chicken, Pig Eating Pork, etc.
Flickr Set



Someone went through the trouble of compiling a Flickr set of food items eating similar food items: Anthropomorphic Cannibalism, if you will. A good effort, but disqualified on the grounds that none of them were hot dogs. (A papaya eating a hot dog does not count.)

1 comments:

Suray said...

Nice joke Pal..., I prefer the third winner than other, because, my buddy (bobby-my beloved pet) has the same look just like the picture you had posted. Good luck.

suray,
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