with Andy Rooney XXIV
Have you ever noticed how these Galacticorp Sexbots are highly inefficient at telefellatio?
Aren't you sick of these newfangled laser ad-spheres? I can't even drive in my hoverjet three thousand kilometers to the local super-replicator without being subjected to a barrage of ads for the latest hyped-up brain implant.
It's gotten so you can't watch telesmision without seeing half-naked hyper-girls enticing our children with promises of limitless casual brainal sex. When will Compu-Congress start listening to the concerns of the parents of Amerimexichinada?
What is the deal with these high uranium prices? Why has President Glaxnorzd taken mining the uranium-rich moons of Zirankexuejijin X off the table?
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This made me laugh so hard I peed out my nose.
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