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IKEA — New Haven, Connecticut — 2007

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(Wardrobe provided by State Shirt.)

Our most improbably popular* Future Cave Painting "Jokestrap" is now back by popular demand. For months and months the requests have not stopped pouring in:

"Is the Jokestrap real?" "Can I buy a Jokestrap?" "How much will the Jokestrap cost?" "Will the Jokestrap, in addition to endlessly amusing me with hilarious future-cave-tested jokes, adequately harness my junk?"

Well, world, the answer is: Yes, yes, $30, and yes! Here is an exclusive peek at one of our floor models (available in our forthcoming Spring catalogue Future Cave Fashion):

REAL-jokestrap



* FCP's most popular (by far) Google query: jokestrap. Other improbable search terms include: smug refrigerator, vcr sandwich, painting fork eyes, paintings of sandwiches, paintings of tuna, and conjure homeless.

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RoboCrows are robotic crows programmed to feed on eyeballs. One of the unfortunate side-effects of RoboNatural Selection

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