Last night I had a strange dream...
First, a bowling ball landed in some mashed potatoes:
Then this happened:
But what does it mean?!
bee·reauc·ra·cy [bee-rok-ruh-see]
–noun, plural -cies.
1. government by many brewers, bottlers, and beer officials.
2. excessive multiplication of, and concentration of power in, administrative beers or beer administrators.
3. administration characterized by excessive barley and hops.
fur·pos·ter·ous [fur-pos-ter-uhs, -truhs]
–adjective
completely contrary to nature, reason, or common sense in regards to the quantity of the fine, soft, thick, hairy coat of the skin of a mammal; absurdly hairy: a furposterous tail.
I'm proud to announce the results of the First Annual Hot Dog Eating Hot Dog Eating Contest. The competition was fierce, and the hot dogs were delicious. And now, without further ado...
Third Place
An actual dog gnawing on a stuffed hot dog. I think his name is Vincent:
South Texas
+ Kind of cute
- Not an actual hot dog
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Second Place
James Coney Island Mascot
Houston, Texas
+ "I'll be hot doggin' it--hot! hot doggin' it!"
- Super creepy
- Extended pinky
- Dumb paper hat
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First Place
Chubby Wieners Restaurant
Chicago, Il
+ CHUBBY. WIENERS.
+ CHUBBY WIENERS
+ Hilariously undersized chef's hat
- Hot dogs don't have chins
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Honorable Mention
Chicken Eating Chicken, Pig Eating Pork, etc.
Flickr Set
Someone went through the trouble of compiling a Flickr set of food items eating similar food items: Anthropomorphic Cannibalism, if you will. A good effort, but disqualified on the grounds that none of them were hot dogs. (A papaya eating a hot dog does not count.)
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