Speaking of robots, I just found the most awesome of robots ever conceived (thanks to Tyler Campbell, genius.) Behold:
| Gun Robot Gun Robot |
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| A gun robot that shoots gun robots. |
It has recently come to my attention that the past Future Cave post entitled "Pantaloons" contains a glaring semantic error. The article of clothing in question, according to a faithful and unforgiving reader, could be described much more accurately as "Chaps," or, if you will, "Chap'O'Loons." Please excuse my mistake.
To ensure such an aberration does not recur, I've got some studying to do:
Incidentally, this is my 100th post.
As a gift to myself I bought the domain name futurecave.com which is at least 17 fewer keystrokes than the previous address. You're welcome.
The third and final installment of resurrected posts from the LiveJournal graveyard.
rookie wrote,
@ 2003-04-14 08:55:00
I just ate 7 chicken croquettes, like some kind of King.
Now, to puke.
@ 2003-04-14 08:55:00
I just ate 7 chicken croquettes, like some kind of King.
Now, to puke.
rookie wrote,
@ 2003-11-13 14:41:00
It's windy today
For those about to rake, we salute you!
@ 2003-11-13 14:41:00
It's windy today
For those about to rake, we salute you!
| Me: | I've noticed some people pronounce it "I Rack" and other people pronounce it "E Rock" but you never hear anybody say "I Rock." |
| Jenna: | Well, it's because you don't. |
I always thought this door said "Schickendanz" but on closer inspection it says "Schickedanz" which is not nearly as funny, but I photographed it anyway.
An advertisement for Dunkin' Donuts that ran briefly on Boston city buses in the summer of 2006. From the straw down it's just a smoothie--from the straw up it's ... suggestive.
A dollar store sighting. Like "Schickendanz," on first glance I could have sworn this said "Shit Bag." Alas.
"Hey, shit bag!"
a.k.a. Future Cave's Greatest Hits*
See also: Jokestrap 1, Jokestrap 2, Axl Rose Riding a Brontosaurus, Mayonade.
* "Hits" as in they've gotten the most hits, not that they are any good. Most visitors arrive having misspelled Jockstrap, or looking for naked pictures of Axl Rose. Seriously.
More living-dead entries from the LiveJournal graveyard.
rookie wrote,
@ 2003-08-14 00:35:00
The other day I was watching TV and on the news there was a newscaster with the following name:
@ 2003-08-14 00:35:00
The other day I was watching TV and on the news there was a newscaster with the following name:
MARIO HILARIO
rookie wrote,
@ 2004-06-15 15:57:00
I just met a woman named
@ 2004-06-15 15:57:00
I just met a woman named
BETSY BIZARRO
The following are entries resurrected from a dead blog. Once upon a time I had a LiveJournal, and once upon a time, it was awful. These are the only posts conceivably worth zombification.
rookie wrote,
@ 2002-09-12 00:55:00
words YOU need to start using more often:
* shfuck
* shtfuck
* booyes
that is all
@ 2002-09-12 00:55:00
words YOU need to start using more often:
* shfuck
* shtfuck
* booyes
that is all
rookie wrote,
@ 2002-10-13 13:30:00
FOCK!
i was doing a handstand on my skateboard
and i thought "wow, i'm really good at this"
and then i thought "ohhhh fuck"
and then i fell backwards on my head
but seriously, i'm really good at it
@ 2002-10-13 13:30:00
FOCK!
i was doing a handstand on my skateboard
and i thought "wow, i'm really good at this"
and then i thought "ohhhh fuck"
and then i fell backwards on my head
but seriously, i'm really good at it
rookie wrote,
@ 2002-11-09 17:01:00
fuck it, dude.. let's go bowling
yesterday when i was skating, i was trying to do a hardflip and i landed with the skateboard going straight up my ass. here's a picture to better illustrate:
@ 2002-11-09 17:01:00
fuck it, dude.. let's go bowling
yesterday when i was skating, i was trying to do a hardflip and i landed with the skateboard going straight up my ass. here's a picture to better illustrate:
Rookie |xx|
in pain |o |
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/ \
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/ \
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| | | | | skateboard
| |o| | | in ass
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I recently discovered the work of a cartoonist whose work includes this pearl, entitled "Wrench Dressing." You see, it's a wrench dressing--far more sophisticated than my rendering of said subject.
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| Good A wrench in the process of putting on pants | Bad A wrench covered in what appears to be Ranch dressing |
Only after I spent hours slaving over a hot Photoshop did I discover an actual for-serious no-kidding wireless electric nose light:
More from this fella Dominic Wilcox in the wish-I-had-thought-of-it file:
Addendum:
I also came across this item from something called Stooples, which is, if you couldn't guess from the name, a parody of Staples:
This iteration of the nose light, however, strikes me as a bit juvenile. What exactly is the point of a nose light if it's not illuminating the nose? I mean, come on, really.
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