In the past 5 days I've heavily considered drawing the following things, but subsequently rejected them for being so strikingly unfunny:
- Greasy Witherspoon
- Natalie Portmanteau
- Baroque Obama
- Dom DeLillouise
Thank your lucky stars.
Whilst looking through my old college notebooks (where I was apparently learning about torsion) I made a startling discovery...
The original cockulator sketch:
with Andy Rooney XXIV
Have you ever noticed how these Galacticorp Sexbots are highly inefficient at telefellatio?
Aren't you sick of these newfangled laser ad-spheres? I can't even drive in my hoverjet three thousand kilometers to the local super-replicator without being subjected to a barrage of ads for the latest hyped-up brain implant.
It's gotten so you can't watch telesmision without seeing half-naked hyper-girls enticing our children with promises of limitless casual brainal sex. When will Compu-Congress start listening to the concerns of the parents of Amerimexichinada?
What is the deal with these high uranium prices? Why has President Glaxnorzd taken mining the uranium-rich moons of Zirankexuejijin X off the table?
This is what happens when you go from posting twice a month to posting twice a day and then back to twice a month again.
Lately, instead of drawing, I've been organizing everything I own that's smaller than a record storage box into record storage boxes.
The boxes just out of view are labeled "Lame Old Games," "Battle Field Earth / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures," and "HATS!"
I apologize to anyone visiting in the past few weeks expecting to see something new/funny/well-drawn. Here are a few things to keep you occupied during the next two weeks in which it will take me to post again:
• Homeless Robots
• Pretzelephant
• Bad Spock Drawings
• Tiny Art Director
• Passive Aggressive Notes
In other news:
I would think people who work at the Senate have more important things to do than read my dumb blog. Guess not.
If it seems like I haven't been posting as regularly as usual it's because I recently got a job. This is what happened there yesterday morning:
At least I didn't say "I like to doodle."
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